Jabba The Huck

The profiles are currently undergoing a little re-jigging since we've a fair few new people playing for us these days. In the mean time, have a gander at the old profiles...

qed
qed
QED is the founder of Jabba.
You can blame him for all Jabba-related mishaps.
seb
seb
Seb likes hats and air bounces.
Seb's most frequently used word is "funky".
paddy
paddy
Paddy is the captain.
Despite this fact, he doesn't drink.
chip
chip
Chip is a man with many talents.
Chip has yet to discover these talents.
bear
bear
Bear, unlike many bears is a vegetarian.
Bear does not like people to know where his nickname comes from.
ev
ev
Ev began his life as Kevin.
Due to many mishaps, all but e and v have disappeared.
dave
dave
Dangerous Dave is a very quiet man.
He is somewhat of an enigma, and possibly very dangerous.
foxi
foxi
Foxi is tall and alcoholic.
These are the two qualities of all good ultimate players.
dermy
dermy
Dermy goes to UCD. He is also ginger.
These facts are possibly related.
dan
dan
Dan likes parties, alcohol and man-thongs.
To call him a party animal is a real big under-statement...
bronzer
bronzer
Bronzer is a drunken mess.
He often goes on wakes up in different counties.
heather
heather
Heather is from a mansion in Sutton.
People try hard not to mix her up with her sister Linda.
clare
clare
Clare is our wonderful friend from Sligo.
People often fight over who gets to sleep beside her.
louise
louise
Contrary to popular belief, Louise is in fact a man.
She takes her anger out on unsuspecting victims with discs to the head.
shimbo
shimbo
Layouts are this man's specialty.
Every tournament he finds new and interesting ways to injure himself.
linsey
linsey
Linsey's out international superstar from Edinburgh
You'd be surprised how many people can fit into her apartment.
crazy
crazy
Also known as Goonie.
Rumour has it, his insides have turned a green due to years of Absinthe abuse.
pac-minge
pac-minge
If you hear pac-man noises in the night, it's proabably the Pac-Minge.
She can de-virginize an entire Virgin Train in under five minutes.
mel
mel
Mel has a propensity towards giggling and tipsyness.
She has a propensity towards Paddy too.
cormo
cormo
Cormac has never been seen without a drink in his hand.
This automatically qualified him as a Jabba player.
paul
paul
Paul can't flick, but he is tall.
This proves, you can't have it all.

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